Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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