I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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