found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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