So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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