You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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