rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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