the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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