why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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