no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have aggressive nipples.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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