my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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