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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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