nut hugger
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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