Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
