the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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