Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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