I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
