let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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