nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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