I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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