Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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