Your tits are I can't wait for
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
