also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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