i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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