Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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