Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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