its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I supernannyed him into submission
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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