he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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