so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it because I queefed?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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