I accidentally had phone sex last night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I know her cup size but not her name....
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