So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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