HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she smelled like a LAN party
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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