This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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