i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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