I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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