I am spending my child support on dildos
Is it because I queefed?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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