i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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