So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just puked most of my soul out..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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