She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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