Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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