Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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