do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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