Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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