I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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