so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways