My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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