do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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