How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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