I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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