Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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