If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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