I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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