I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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