either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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