Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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