Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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