he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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