i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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