Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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